Tuesday, 19 January 2016

Thigh gaps

I return in the new year with an issue that's been bugging me quite a bit lately: Thigh gaps.

First off, what's the big deal with having air between your legs? Why does seemingly every girl want a thigh gap? Do men like it?
In short, what is the appeal?

I suppose girls want a thigh gap because it's a classic sign of skinniness - and of course every kiddo wants to be thin. The thing is though, not every body type can actually have a thigh gap; that gap between your legs that you so desperately want actually depends on the angle of protrusion of your pelvic bone.
Allow me to explain.

Your thigh bones are attached to your pelvis, which sits upright at the very bottom of your abdomen. This we know. What you may not know is that the shape of the pubic arch (your crotch) actually determines whether or not you can physically have a thigh gap. If the pubic arch is angled inward, your actual thigh bones are closer together - and unless you become skeletal you probably will never have a thigh gap.

To clarify for the girls like me with an inwardly-angled pubic bone, there's nothing wrong with not having a thigh gap. So what if your legs brush together when you walk? So what if your jeans are a little bigger?
As long as you are healthy there is nothing to worry about.
And if you get teased and excluded because you don't have a thigh gap? Just remind those bitches that you're helluva fucking tighter than they are, and always will be because honestly your very bone structure doesn't allow for looseness.

However, if you have a thigh gap, congratulations to you; you have achieved absolutely nothing. You have literally deprived yourself of insulation for winter.

Either way, thigh gap or none, as long as you're healthy and happy with yourself I doubt anyone actually cares. Skinny jeans still look fucking delicious on me, and I don't have a thigh gap.

Personally, I don't want one; I've dropped my phone way too often while sitting on the loo to afford to have a thigh gap - I legit do not have enough money floating around to buy a new phone every time mine drops between my thighs and into the toilet. I don't even have an iPhone so it'd just plop right in there.

But I still haven't answered a question... Do men prefer thigh gaps?
Look, each individual has their preferences to jack off to but if they won't go out with you or do you because you don't have a thigh gap, then are they actually worth your time? If they aren't attracted to you for who you are no matter your body type, do you really want to do anything with them?
I know it sounds stupid but if you're healthy and happy then why worry whether or not you have a thigh gap? I actually can't express this enough. Don't deprive yourself of food or things you enjoy simply to fit in with your friends and peers when in fact your bone structure won't even allow it. If you've my body type (inwardly-angled pubic bone) then you would be near death before you actually managed to achieve a thigh gap. Personally, I like the odd pecan pie every now and then - I like my sugars and carbs and even a little gluten here and there.

All I'm saying is, be healthy, be happy with yourself.

As for the pelvis and pubic bone differences, you can do a bit of further research at Wikipedia and you'll see exactly what's up.



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